The Rizzuto Show
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The Rizzuto Show
From comedy and weird news to celebrity gossip and sports, The Rizzuto Show brings the chaos and questionable logic of St. Louis’ favorite morning show to a daily comedy podcast. Join Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott as they chop it up and dish it in a hilarious daily show—bus...
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Letters From Gretzky and the Ebenezer Scrooge of Peanuts!
I’s Opening Day in St. Louis, so the crew shows up in full Cardinal red… except for Lern, who proudly opts out of sports like it’s a personality trait...
Take 5 And WAYNE GRETZKY to Get Into Canada?!
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show funny podcast starts like any normal day—until it very quickly becomes an international legal drama starring one o...
Celebrity News: 90s Movie Wars Get HEATED + $60K Rhino?!
If you ever wondered what would happen if you locked a group of grown adults in a room and forced them to argue about 90s movies like their lives depe...
Opening Day Chaos, Robot Fears & STINKY Friends
It’s Opening Day in St. Louis, which means one thing: productivity is optional, beer is mandatory, and somehow we’re all dressed like walking Cardinal...
The Battle of Guam When Guam Didn’t Know It Was Being Invaded | STUPIRACY
In Season 2, Episode 8, Rizz and Tim revisit one of the strangest and most overlooked moments in American military history — an invasion where the peo...
March Madness: Sweet Sixteen | The Spread Zone
In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, Anthony Stalter, and Jackson break down the Sweet 16 slate from top to bottom, starti...
DAILY SHOW: A Pile Of Rotting Tofu & Charming Personality! | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
The show kicks off with classic St. Louis unpredictability—snow one day, 90 degrees the next—while the crew debates survival tactics for Opening Day h...
Opening Day Fits, A Wild Karen Encounter, & The Rise of “Sugar Granny”
Opening Day is almost here, and priorities are exactly where they should be — figuring out what Polo is wearing. Because let’s be honest, baseball is...
Colonoscopy Updates, Fight Club Regrets & a Motorcycle Beatdown (Yeah… It’s One of Those Days)
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when absolutely nothing goes according to plan… which is exactly how we like it.
We kick thi...
Sleepy Ice Cream, Psycho Love Tests & The Dumb-Hot Boyfriend Dilemma
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your daily comedy podcast where we take real-life chaos and somehow make it worse (but funnier).
This episode...
Put Up My Tuberculosis Tree
This episode kicks off exactly how you’d expect from a funny podcast that thrives on oversharing — with Riz prepping for his wife’s colonoscopy like i...
Mind Meld Chaos, Tuberculosis Caves & Cowboy Cash
If you’ve ever played a simple game with friends and thought, “Hey, this should be easy,” — congratulations, you’ve never met this group.
On thi...
Clownvis Joins, Rafe’s Bus Mission, and the Dumbest Music Game Ever
Today’s daily podcast is what happens when you invite an Elvis clown into the studio and just… let things spiral.
Clownvis Presley hangs out wit...
Colonoscopy Prep Gets Weird + Cornhole Murder?!
Today’s funny podcast starts exactly where you’d expect a professional radio show to begin: colonoscopy prep and filming your loved ones while they’re...
Lock Them Away And Yell At People!
The Urge stopped by to breakdown their upcoming show with Less Than Jake at St Louis Music Park July 25th.
Rizz returns from a wholesome family...
Birthdays, Existential Crises & Cheaters Rebranding Themselves
What starts as birthday talk turns into a full existential spiral real quick.
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, Lern plans a wholesome birthd...
90s Movie Madness, Drunk Justin Timberlake, & Chuck Norris Jokes Go Nuclear
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a daily comedy show tries to stay focused… and immediately fails in spectacular fashion.
Gym Resolutions Are DEAD + Airbnb Pee Bandit?!
Welcome back to another completely unhinged funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show — where no topic is too small, too weird, or too… moist.
We kick...
DAILY SHOW: You've Got A Tiny Face And Small Throat! | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast tries to start normal and immediately faceplants into chaos. We open with bro...
He Used TWO Squares?! + The Most Unhinged Funeral Idea Ever
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show proves once again that a funny podcast can start classy… and immediately crash into absolute nonsense.
We be...
iPhone Spyware Panic, Canadian Rock Fights & A Bachelorette Meltdown
Welcome to another Friday edition of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily dose of chaos disguised as a comedy podcast. Today’s episode kicks off wit...
Cameras FAIL, Bracket Chaos & “Time Blindness” Gets ROASTED
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast completely derails before it even starts—and honestly, we wouldn’t have it an...
Daily Show: A Man With A Slow Hand & Lemon Pound Cake | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
Morning vibes with unreal weather and Riz taking his dogs on a three-mile walk instead of hitting the gym — because let’s be honest, the dogs won that...
Gen Z Hates Capital Letters + Peak Florida Chaos (Fake News or Florida Goes Off the Rails)
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off with a generational crisis none of us saw coming: capital letters are now considered… hostile. That’s ri...
90s Movie Bracket Chaos, Banksy REVEALED & A Monkey Love Story
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a comedy podcast tries to stay organized… and immediately fails.
We kick things off with M...
Spring Fever, $45K Retaining Walls & Afroman’s INSANE Court Win
Spring is trying to show up in St. Louis, and like everything else in this show… it’s doing it with mixed signals and mild chaos.
In this episod...
The History of Drugs in War | Stupiracy
Rizz and Tim explore a chapter of warfare that’s rarely discussed openly: the long, complicated history of soldiers going into battle under the influe...
March Madness: Week 1 Bets | The Spread Zone
In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto and Jackson Burkett break down the start of March Madness with picks and betting angles from the Fir...
Sorry Tut and Happy Birthday Moon!
Today we celebrated Moon's Birthday!
We kick things off with jazz hands (because obviously that’s how serious radio begins), before diving into...
Birthday Surprises, Confederate Cash & The Yip Yip Capital
Moon’s birthday is coming up, so naturally The Rizzuto Show decided to celebrate early… and by “celebrate,” we mean hand him Confederate money, a deep...
Birthday Jams, EV Parking Drama & “What Would Aliens Watch?”
It’s a birthday, it’s a debate, it’s a full-blown identity crisis for humanity—all packed into one beautifully chaotic episode of your favorite funny...
Jazz Hands, Fentanyl, and the Roller Rink of Regrets
Welcome back to another beautifully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite funny podcast where things start normal and immediately spira...
Brother Battles With Ricky Montgomery
The Rizzuto Show kicks off exactly how you’d expect: with a completely unnecessary “rock emergency” involving missing headphones and a dramatic sprint...
From Basement Bands to 878 Million Streams + Brother vs Brother Trivia Chaos
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a legit success story collides headfirst with absolute nonsense — aka your favorite funny podcas...
Leprechauns, Lost Bags & a Very Aggressive 90s Movie Debate
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy show where things start normal and immediately spiral into nonsense.
This episode...
Jury Duty Chaos, Hurricane Draft Picks & “Major Hands”
This comedy podcast episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off exactly how you’d expect: with a completely unnecessary “rock emergency” involving missing h...
DAILY SHOW: A Bunch Of Lip Hoes and Iowa Lies | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
Airports were not ready for Rafe this weekend… and honestly, Rafe might not have been ready for them either.
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show...
Kissing Chronicles & Sexy Time Fun Facts
Some mornings the show has a plan.
Today was not one of those mornings.
The episode kicks off with Rizz dealing with every traveler’s wors...
March Movie Mayhem Begins + The 90s Movie Bracket That Will Destroy Friendships
The Rizz Show has officially abandoned March Music Mayhem… because apparently Breaking Benjamin winning every single year got a little predictable. So...
From Denver Delays to Airport Antics
Airports were not ready for Rafe this weekend… and honestly, Rafe might not have been ready for them either.
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show...